Archive for May, 2010

Bike Jump From Roof To Catapult Nutshot

Bike Jump From Roof To Catapult Nutshot JJ Allin’s nutshot secret is that he actually had his nuts cryogenically frozen in 2008, and he’s just waiting for the day doctors figure out how to rebuild them, reattach them, and make them work again.

Awesome Parallel Parking Job

Awesome Parallel Parking Job What a boy scout, huh? This dude manages to parallel park his car and repark the car in front of him in one fell swoop. His Too-Much-Of-A-Jerk-To-Find-Another-Spot merit badge is forthcoming.

STRIPPER CLOWNS

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STRIPPER CLOWNS
No words I’ll just be in the corner crying
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Fred Flintstone, Is That You?

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Would this work? And for how long? These are the questions I’m not sure I want answers to. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Flo says, “Next time, on Mythbusters! Adam and Jamie take on the myth that a sawed-off stump can be used as a temporary wheel, trying three different woods and EXPLODING ALL OF THEM!”

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK…

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK…
You Flipped A Tank?
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Special Ops

Nothing to hide here.

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Upstairs? We Don’t Go There Anymore…

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Annnnd, now I have the plot from Flowers In The Attic stuck in my head. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dog Breath says, “There is a little Japanese boy at the top Meowing.”

LAMBORGHINI LIMO

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LAMBORGHINI LIMO
When wiping your ass with hundred dollar bills just doesn’t cut it
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The Dog That Shakes The Barley

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Do NOT try to compete with this dog’s shakeface in the Raw Meat Awards. He will out-shake you, and it will be awesome. It helps to run in a circle for about 30 minutes beforehand. That’s what helped the previous champion triumph. 

Learn From Mr. Science’s Fail

If you find a dead carpenter bee in the garage and take it in the house so the kids can see it up close and not be afraid of them anymore, be prepared to have at least one of the children cry for half an hour over the dead bee. #LFMF

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