Archive for September, 2011
Shabing and Shabang 6:12
Written by Zechariah McBryde
Starring Peter Depp
Voices by Jayme Zazworsky-Opincar and Zechariah McBryde
Everyone’s favorite “Gay Agenda” children’s show. Have you recently married your same-sex partner and adopted your very first child? hahaha! Good for you for making a mockery of marriage! (step one in our agenda) You probably have concerns about the possibility of your son/daughter growing up straight. Fear no more! Just force your child to watch this episode of Shabing and Shabang. Studies have shown a steady dose of Shabing and Shabang along with a regimen of Special K every morning, will have your child engaging in godless, pagan, homosexual debauchery as early as age 10! (individual results may vary)
Submitted by: zmcbryde
Keywords: peter depp comedian nashville zechariah mcbryde blues clues drugs whore satan rules gay agenda
Sorry to hear you’re embarrassed, squee lil’ tiger tot… but you have to understand, when your mama embarrasses you like this, all of us here in squee land just can’t get enough of it! So we’d never even dream of asking her to stop!
Via All Creatures
eHarmony: Still Looking…. 3:55
The first video in Joe and Kyle’s “Fast Forward Flicks” series. These are the eHarmony profiles that you won’t ever see on the commercials.
Submitted by: JK_Productions
Keywords: comedy parody fast forward flicks eHarmony Kyle Capoun Joe Teplitsky Danny Fast
he’s going to need them
And here we see the four stages of a cat’s reaction to finger rubs: curiosity, complacency, satisfaction and absolute bliss.
the plural of goose is geese
Danimal_Lecter says: “My furry slinky with a face!”
Furry slinky with a face is maybe the best description of a ferret I’ve ever heard. Thank you for bringing it to my attention, Danimal_Lecter!
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