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Dare To Dream. Just Don’t Tell Him About It.
Feb 29th
Gentlemen:
When you are going to meet a male friend of yours, whom you haven’t seen for a long time, at a party, you may be looking forward to this event. A perfectly normal reaction of your mind is that this person may appear in a dream the night before the party. Just make sure the first thing you say to him while shaking hands is not “I dreamt of you last night!” he will not think that you are perfectly normal and you will feel very awkward and silly for having said that. #LFMF.
Executive VP Of Awkwardness
Feb 28th
Don’t go into your VP’s office to ask him to bring you in to the next meeting with that hottie who just left. It will be his daughter. #LFMF
He should have filled out a Permission to Date Daughter Application first.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
Feb 24th
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when the world of warcraft guy from the south park has a girlfriend and you don’t
Pro Tip: You Were Probably Never Dating
Feb 20th
When dating a girl for over two years and she starts acting oddly, don't discount it to stress. You will find yourself being introduced to her boyfriend for the past month on Valentine’s Day night.
Flashback City
Feb 20th
If you must do something as stupid as set your cell phone ringtone to an air-raid siren, set it on vibrate while around World War II veterans. #LFMF
Doomed to Repeat it, etc.
Feb 19th
If you take almost exclusively after the pure german side of your family, remember that saying "I don't really care about the Jews" doesn't sound like you're complaining about the amount of reading for world religions class.
Well, There Goes that Bonding Experience
Feb 15th
When trying to introduce your six-year-old little sister to My Little Pony, please remember that there's always the chance that she will call you a baby and tells your parents. Dinner will be awkward.
I’m More of an “In Thee” Fan Myself
Feb 15th
If you happen to work in EMS, make sure that you turn your ambulance's stereo down as you arrive at each call. Fate has a sense of humor, but the hospice patient you're transporting won't when the first thing he hears blaring from the speakers is the chorus of "Don't Fear the Reaper".
