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Some Serious Life Lessons
Apr 27th
Some Serious Life Lessons
Apr 27th
Hey Good Lookin’, Whatcha Got Cookin’?
Jul 10th
If you work in a kitchen and smell something burning, take a look around, just in case. It will turn out to be the towel you're using as a potholder on the gas stove and everyone will laugh when you try to put it out #LFMF
Sniffing Rocks!
Jun 6th
When doing a science experiment on seeing what gases come out of which rocks, don't sniff the calcite you just dripped acid on too hard. Hydrogen gas feels like it's burning your nasal cavity out.
You’ve Got a Hot Face
May 31st
Never touch your face after cutting up hot peppers. Nothing you do will make the burning go away until it fades by itself. #LFMF
Venti-Sized Fun
Mar 15th
If you are drinking hot coffee and suddenly feel a sneeze coming on, put the cup down. Sneezing into a cup of burning hot coffee is not fun. #LFMF
But Hey, Butter, Right? Worth It.
Jan 19th
No matter how hungry you are, there's a candle between you and the butter. Take one step to the side before reaching over the table. Otherwise your hair will catch fire and your family will slap your head repeatedly to put it out. You'll end up with smelly hair, a rumbling stomach and a headache.#LFMF
But Hey, Butter, Right? Worth It.
Jan 19th
No matter how hungry you are, there's a candle between you and the butter. Take one step to the side before reaching over the table. Otherwise your hair will catch fire and your family will slap your head repeatedly to put it out. You'll end up with smelly hair, a rumbling stomach and a headache.#LFMF
Baking a Sponge Makes For Terrible Cookies
Jan 19th
Microwaving a wet kitchen sponge is an effective way to kill germs. Microwaving a dry kitchen sponge sets the sponge on fire.
Chili Con Carnage
Jan 19th
Hot sauce packets at a fast-food restaurant WILL explode and splatter very far, all the way to the ceiling… and three tables over into an elderly man's eyes. (I'm so sorry old man!) #LFMF
