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Burning the Intestines at Both Ends

Burning the Intestines at Both Ends

Hotels Should Provide This Luxury

Hotels Should Provide This Luxury

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Some Serious Life Lessons

Some Serious Life Lessons

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Some Serious Life Lessons

Some Serious Life Lessons

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Hey Good Lookin’, Whatcha Got Cookin’?

If you work in a kitchen and smell something burning, take a look around, just in case. It will turn out to be the towel you're using as a potholder on the gas stove and everyone will laugh when you try to put it out #LFMF

Sniffing Rocks!

When doing a science experiment on seeing what gases come out of which rocks, don't sniff the calcite you just dripped acid on too hard. Hydrogen gas feels like it's burning your nasal cavity out.

You’ve Got a Hot Face

Never touch your face after cutting up hot peppers. Nothing you do will make the burning go away until it fades by itself. #LFMF

Venti-Sized Fun

If you are drinking hot coffee and suddenly feel a sneeze coming on, put the cup down. Sneezing into a cup of burning hot coffee is not fun. #LFMF

But Hey, Butter, Right? Worth It.

No matter how hungry you are, there's a candle between you and the butter. Take one step to the side before reaching over the table. Otherwise your hair will catch fire and your family will slap your head repeatedly to put it out. You'll end up with smelly hair, a rumbling stomach and a headache.#LFMF