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Picture by: Learn From goodjobsherlock’s Fail
Dec 21st
If installing a new key lock door knob, do not shut the door with the keys on the other side – especially if you are in a room with one window and you are on the second story. #LFMF
Submitted by: goodjobsherlock
Learn From mechanicfacepalm’s Fail
Dec 20th
Before having your car towed and buying the $200 part that you "know" will fix said car, make sure that the battery cables are tight and that there really is a problem. The mechanic will laugh at you. #LFMF
Submitted by: mechanicfacepalm
Learn From oohtheregoesthattip’s Fail
Nov 5th
When you're a waitress and the table you're serving asks you to give a birthday shout out for their kid, never yell "Attention! This little girl is celebrating her 12th birthday today!" if there's the slightest possibility she's a boy. #LFMF
Submitted by: ooh,theregoesthattip!
Learn From Flat footed’s Fail
Nov 3rd
When you are fresh out of the police academy and you are making your first night stop, make sure your patrol car is in park before you hop out no matter how pumped you are to make a good impression. Having your feet run over by your own patrol car is never good and your training officer will have a great story for the rest of his life. #LFMF
Learn from Chippedatooth’s Fail
Nov 3rd
When rooting through Halloween candy, just because it looks like a gumball doesn't mean it is. You will find out why they are named Jaw-breakers. #LFMF
Submitted by: Chippedatooth
Learn From either way’s Fail
Nov 1st
If you've been a vegetarian for nearly ten years, make sure your boyfriend's parents know this before you go for dinner at their house. They will be offended if you don't eat the food, and your stomach will not react kindly if you do. #LFMF
Submitted by: either way…
Learn From ArrrrghNo’s Fail
Oct 29th
When on the subway, never assume someone just left their newspaper on the seat. It may have been used to cover a huge ink stain which will ruin your favourite pair of trousers. #LFMF
Submitted by: ArrrrghNo
Learn From uhhh hi officer’s Fail
Oct 26th
Yes, that is a spider crawling across your floor. Yes, it is huge. No, you should not scream so loudly that your neighbour calls the police, fearing for your life. #LFMF
