When you set up your technologically inept mother's new computer, be sure to install the anti-virus program yourself. Don't believe her when she says she already has an anti-virus program that she uses. It turns out she thinks Modzilla is an anti-virus program, even though she uses IE. Her new computer will be chock full of viruses and the 20 minutes it would have taken to install a program is now 3 hours of re-formatting and re-installation. #LFMF
Don't tell your mother your girlfriend is bi when said girlfriend is in the room. Neither of you will be able to get the memory of your mother suggesting a threeway out of your brain. Or better yet, don't tell her at all for the same reason. LFMyboyfriend'sFail
Was your mom suggesting a threeway between the three of you?