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But the Cheevos, They Feel So Good!
Feb 5th
No matter how much you want to get achievements, do not play Fruit Ninja for Kinect for six hours straight. You will not be able lift your arms above your head without pain for the next three days.
That’ll Get Their Attention…
Feb 4th
If you have a boy with autism and you take him to a birthday party, don't teach him to hit the other kids with the balloons so he can play with them. Just don't. He'll end up hitting the birthday boy's elderly grandmother in the face, and he'll think it's funny.
Who Liked this Post Again?
Feb 4th
Failbook is not facebook, you can't click on the see all comments on a status.
The Old “Egg Defense”
Feb 4th
Never sneak up on your little sister when she's making cookies. She will scream and throw an egg at you. You're wearing a new shirt. No one will be happy. #LFMyBrother'sF
Think This Through a Little Better Next Time
Feb 4th
Your friends may think it's funny to joke about boobs being the only good thing about women. Your girlfriend on the other hand, will not. And yes, she will ignore you for the rest of the night. #LFMF
Think This Through a Little Better Next Time
Feb 4th
Your friends may think it's funny to joke about boobs being the only good thing about women. Your girlfriend on the other hand, will not. And yes, she will ignore you for the rest of the night. #LFMF
Kung-Fu Baby Grip
Feb 4th
When a baby is learning the parts of the body, never ask her where your neck is. She will grab and squeeze, and she has sharp little fingernails.
One is an Imitation of the Other, to be Fair
Feb 3rd
When talking about the new show on TV that you like, remember it's Alcatraz, not Azkaban. LFMF
Doesn’t Matter Had Marshmallows
Feb 3rd
If you have facial hair and decide to eat toasted, warm marshmallows be sure to look in a mirror before you leave the house. Yes you have it in your beard. Yes it looks like some blew a load in your beard. Yes you will get odd looks at the mall later on. #LFMF
Doesn’t Matter Had Marshmallows
Feb 3rd
If you have facial hair and decide to eat toasted, warm marshmallows be sure to look in a mirror before you leave the house. Yes you have it in your beard. Yes it looks like some blew a load in your beard. Yes you will get odd looks at the mall later on. #LFMF