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Mind The Gap
Jul 13th

Submitted by: Justin Smith via Submit a Kludge!
Otherwise this too could happen to you. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Mr Bill says, “Obviously, this is where the giraffe riders dismount upon arrival.”
Any Ladder Can Now Be An Extension Ladder!
Jul 6th

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All it takes is a complete disregard for safety and lack of self-preservation and this level of ingenuity can be yours! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Agujero says, “A strict follower of the “Saints of the Ladder Days Church”.
The Rare Soft Shelled Van In Its Natural Habitat
Jul 3rd

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Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It
The Fridge Wasn’t Running! It Was Kidnapped!
Jun 30th

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The immoral jerks won’t even show their faces during their ransom video. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Eye Dee Ten Tee says, “This is my favorite part; when they discover they should have measured the window first.”
Adventure Playground Is Making Me Nervous
Jun 23rd

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Adventures in splinters and tetanus shots! Fun for the whole family! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Let’s see. What should I do first? The “Trip Down Memory Lane” slide where your whole life flashes before your eyes in 3 seconds? Decisions, decisions. There is supposed to be a “Bloody Mary”-go-round here somewhere. The tall weeds are making it difficult to locate, but it appears several kids have fanned out to join in the search. *KAWHUMP* Never mind. Little Gavin found it. Oh, and hey! It looks like he also lost his first tooth!”
Seriously, Do Not Rock Or Tilt
Jun 23rd

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But all I want is my Mingus Dew.
– Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer landminecat says, “Having unintentionally relieved itself on the concrete, the vending machine hastily beats a retreat, stumbling over a pavement and shedding a few bricks on its way.”
Finally Using That Fulcrum Lesson From 6th Grade
Jun 14th

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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”
In A Real Pickle
May 29th

Submitted by: amyocum via Submit a Kludge!
It’s the last jar and four pregnant women just entered the aisle. Your hubris has doomed us all! – Ms. Fix-It



