Dog Of Wisdom Video Transcript:
the dog: Hi. (ba)
the dog: It’s me. (ha ba ba)
the dog: I’m the dog. (ha ba ba da ga da)
the dog: My name is the dog. (ha ba ba da da ba)
the dog: Everyone likes me. (ha da ba da ga da ga)
the dog: I’m cute. (ha da da)
the dog: I think I will, bark at nothing now. (ha ba ba, ha ba ba da ga da ga)
the dog: Bark, Bark, …Bark. (ba, ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba, ba, ba, ba)
the dog: Who’s that. Coming up over the horizon in my sky. Who dares? (ha ba ba ba, ha ba ba ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba)
Dog of Wisdom: It’s me, the Dog of Wisdom. (ha wa wa, haaaaa)
Dog of Wisdom: I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth. (haaaa, ha wa wa, haaaa)
the dog: Hi. (ha)
the dog: What is your wisdom? (ha ha da ba da ga)
Dog of Wisdom: Here is my wisdom… (ha wa wa wa)
Dog of Wisdom: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it’s not yours. (ha ba ba ba, ha wa wa wa, haaa)
the dog: That’s good wisdom. (ha da ba da)
Dog of Wisdom: Thanks. I also know a few knock-knock jokes. (ha, ha wa wa wa, ha wa wa wa)
Dog of Wisdom: Knock knock. (ha ha)
the dog: Who’s there? (ha da des)
Dog of Wisdom: Ball (ba)
the dog: Ball who? (ba de ga)
Dog of Wisdom: Ball eve it or not, I’m walking on air! (ba da da ba da de, ba ga da ba da)
Both dogs: I never thought I could feel so free! (ha ba da ga ba da de ha da ba)